but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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