How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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