id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
