He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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