How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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