So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
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