Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
