is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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