you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Hippo gnu deer
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
