Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
it's like heaven, but drunker
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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