do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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