I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
My breasts were aching with rage.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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