Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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