IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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