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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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