He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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