In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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