I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
i just google imaged poop.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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