when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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