hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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