The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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