i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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