I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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