the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
You are a booty call, not a friend.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
