Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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