And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
