he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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