Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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