Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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