and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Shame - the story of my life.
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