Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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