she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
They took my balls.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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