this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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