Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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