I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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