I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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