its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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