Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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