your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
We just shotgunned beers for America
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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