Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Randomize
