he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
In other news, I just burned my penis
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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