I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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