How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
do herpes really smell.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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