I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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