why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I understand Curling. That high.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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