a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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