Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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