I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
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