Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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