Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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