Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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