ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
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How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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