All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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