What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
My pussy is not your playground.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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