you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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