found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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