Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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