why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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